Madonna does Vuitton
Louis Vuitton reportedly paid Madonna more than $12 million to display
her crotch their latest handbag. No one knows how much they paid the guy who airbrushed her face to try to make her look half her age, but that's a moot point.
We know Madonna is as hot as it's gonna get at her age, but we have to ask: Do people really want to see her crotch? She seems obsessed with showing it to anyone who will buy a ticket.
Apparently it works for her.